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24 // chicago // saic. just another city livin' scumbag.

Trying to get rid of my boyfriend. Free to good home.

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constantbalancexvx:

I called in sick from your funeral.
The sight of your body made me feel uncomfortable. 

(via pitifulpunk)

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I’m a tax payer! What are you?! A sax player?!

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They say in heaven there’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up they’ll be completely
Out of their forgiveness supplies
And I can’t use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know

(Source: smallstarsandsteelbars, via captainaslan)

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Bands with hard to search names:

thedandiestlandscape:

The Body

Benchpress

Daylight

Vowel

Thursday

Envy

I wish I could find the screenshot, but when google didn’t include basic words in searches, someone typed “the who” and it said

"The" is a basic word and wasn’t included in search
"Who" is a basic word and wasn’t included in search

So it just didn’t search anything haha.

(Source: capitalismofficial)

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