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24 // chicago // saic. just another city livin' scumbag.

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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itsmemacleod:

How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

(Source: itsmemacleod, via sorryforforgetting)

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naazaneen:

What if one year 4th of July falls on a Friday the 13th. Now that would be spooky

(via pitifulpunk)

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